fail no.1 news is a comedy-based news of 2nd Universe News, each of them have 5000 wins and fails...


win no.1, ALWAYS win a battle

win no.2, ALWAYS never use a form in a form

win no.3, ALWAYS never die

win no.4, ALWAYS get a diarrhea pill

win no.5, ALWAYS be a moderator

win no.6, ALWAYS use a falcon punch

win no.7, ALWAYS make a thing

win no.8, ALWAYS drive a tank

win no.9, ALWAYS make something awesome