fail no.1 news is a comedy-based news of 2nd Universe News, each of them have 5000 wins and fails...
wins[]
win no.1, ALWAYS win a battle
win no.2, ALWAYS never use a form in a form
win no.3, ALWAYS never die
win no.4, ALWAYS get a diarrhea pill
win no.5, ALWAYS be a moderator
win no.6, ALWAYS use a falcon punch
win no.7, ALWAYS make a thing
win no.8, ALWAYS drive a tank
win no.9, ALWAYS make something awesome